The koyok seller.

This entry is about the "koyok" seller.

One fine day, the koyok seller is walking down a private residence area, trying to peddle his koyok. He came to a house and press the doorbell. After awhile, a man came out to answer the door. Let's name the man, George. George was taking the day off having suffered a bad cold and is still recovering. He had yet to see a doc. So, he came to the door with tissue in his hands, and a red nose..

George: Can I help you?
Koyok Man (KM): Hi Sir, I'm here to sell some medicine that will cure all illness!
George: (thinking) Whao, this must be godsent. How timely!
George: Oh! Is that right? Tell me more about it.
KM: Well, it cure all illness!
George: Uh huh, but I'd like to know more about it?
KM: Well, it cure all illnesses! Including the cold of yours!
George: Well, how about telling me the possible side effects of the medicine?
KM: Well, it cure all illness and that's all I know. What side effects?! It'll be $2,000 for it. Thank You!
George: Errrr.. How do you expect me to want to take this medicine when you don't tell me anything beyond the fact that it cure my illness?
KM: Well, you have the choice to buy it or not, but a lot of your neighbours are waiting to buy from me! And it cures your cold! And if they buy it, I don't think you really can miss out on this offer right??

Starring:
Cold - Absence of lift on every level
Medicine - Lift Upgrading Programme
George: The poor resident
KM: The genuinely clueless and uninformed koyok man from HDB/RC/TC and what not.