Oh Budd...

Met up with budd today.. Talking to her can be the most amusing and entertaining thing in this world. Hahahaha!!

Met her at Sim Lim cos she needed to change her new camera's battery as it ain't working. Well, she bought a compatible battery without realising that, it is just "compatible" and not original.. -.-" That is till I went out of the shop and asked, "why you never buy original battery??"
Then she went, "Huh? I got one original battery ma, then the other one is I buy one.."
Me, "Ya, I know, but the one you buy, why you never buy the original one.."
Budd, "Huh? Not original one meh???!?!?!!"
Me, "No! You cannot see meh?!"
Budd, "No, how you see one?! Cos you see 'Made in China'?"
Me (wanna slap my forehead already) , "No la!! Every other thing is made in China lor, not by that la!"

We went to PastaMania thereafter and when we sat down I made her take out both her batteries and compare the difference.. There was one very obvious thing, but she cannot notice! Went about "Eh, the colour ah? One black one silver..." *smack* "Eh, Made in China is it?" (she checks the original one) "Eh no leh, this one also made in China leh.." *smack smack* She then scrutinise the 2 batts for quite awhile, with my constant prompting of "very obvious one", before she finally see the light.. "OH!! THE WORD 'OLYMPUS' AH?" yes budd, it's that easy to tell. And I can't imagine why your Mr. Kenny can't tell the difference. It's really pretty obvious. I guess sotongs do attract. HAHAHA...

Another incident today.. I was telling her I saw this group of young sec sch girls talking on the bus that day, and one of them was actually lesbian (I know through her conversation).. They're only Sec 1 by the way. Anyway, I just lamented, "Why all the pretty girls all lesbian one."
Budd: NOOOO! (It's like the loudest, fastest 'NO' I heard in quite awhile)
Me: You think you very pretty ah....
Budd: Yah! *giggles*
I nearly fainted. WA LAO.. BEI HIAO BAI!!! I mean, I'm not saying you are ugly or aren't pretty. But this is the first time I see somebody so outright BHB.. You even beat my other good fren, Mel.. At least Mel implies, not outright claims to be one. -.-"

Ok, some one is so gonna kill me reading this, but I figured it's a day worth remembering, so I have to write it down before I forget.. Haha..