The Barber..

I wanna be a barber!!!!!!!
*The rant above is not made out of a sudden aspiration or interest in the job, but for the sheer easiness of earning money. Let me explain why.

Oh, I forgot to add, I want to be a Nee Soon Camp barber at the Engineer canteen. Why!?!?! Cos this bugger opens only 2 days a week. Mon and Wed I think. And it's SUPPOSED to be open only. Meaning, for the whole of December, it wasn't open! Best thing of all? We were made to pay $2 each as barber fee when our basic course started. There were 200-odd of us then, the barber made a cool $500 without even having to open his bloody shop!! That isn't the end. This week, we were made to pay another $2 to the barber again, for the January barber fee. What rubbish. Even more rubbish is that we have Armoured Engineer pple crossing over to Sg Gedong camp, who would definitely NOT have the chance to even shed, not cut, any of their body hair in the barber shop in Nee Soon, were also made to pay.. On THE DAY they leave Nee Soon!! WTF!! Now if this is not rubbish, I dunno what is.

Even those staying back in Nee Soon don't really have the chance to go cut lor.. Training schedule is packed, the barber open at god-knows when hours. The only time I heard about the barber going to open was Wing SM 'offering' to ask the barber back on a Sunday to cut our hair. It's a fucked up suggestion. He obviously know nobody want to come back on a Sunday to cut hair, so he's doing it on purpose I guess, duty done, mission (of not needing to hunt down the vanishing barber) accomplished.. (Eh Staff, charge the barber with AWOL la, fuck.)

So, being a Nee Soon camp barber is such great luxury I should recommend my relative to apply being one. Earning a few hundred bucks per month, without having to move a finger or whatsoever is pure cool-ness.. Pure joy. I wanna build my camp barber empire.