Team Singapore - 4 million idiots strong..
Ok, my title has got nothing much to do with sports. But I'd like to take this opportunity to say I'm very proud that our flag is flown high in Melbourne, by all our athletes, regardless of they winning medals or not.. Well done, athletes.. =)
Now, Singaporeans are idiots.. Or rather, taken to be idiots.. By who? No, not by foreigners but by our very own people.. Yesh, and it's plain obvious whom I talking about, judging that today is Sunday and all the headlines are hogged by similar events or topic. Yes, the GE..
The Heath Ministry has warned that Singaporeans residing in Hougang may suddenly catch the idiot plague. About 55% of the residents caught it 5 years ago. And it doesn't spread to areas of Hougang bordered by GRCs. It's just a very contagious disease in the SMC.
Ah crap.. Basically, I find it a joke, really really a big fat joke that SM Goh suggested that if Eric Low is voted into the Parliament, he would ask PM Lee to alter the party whip to allow Eric Low a role as an "opposition". Like WTH!!!! How would this work?! If Singaporeans really believe that this could work, idiots you are.. Might as well say, if Eric Low wins, he can defect to Workers' Party. Haha. That'll be more funny.. Seriously, fellow Singaporeans, you won't want to see puppet shows for 5 years.. I mean vote for the best guy, whomever you think he is. Make sure he is able to serve your consistuency and the nation well.. It's not a game seriously.. The country might need opposition voices in Parliament in the view of people, but please DO NOT create an "opposition" member. It'd be a joke.. A big fat joke, that'll turn more people off politics in the local scene. I swear I'll be one of them if it happens.
If Eric Low wins Hougang SMC, let him be a normal PAP MP. Don't do anything funny.. If not Singaporeans will laugh so hard till they injure their abdomens that no matter how many hospital we build will not be enough.
I hope nothing funny will come out again in the news tml with SM due to visit Potong Pasir. Maybe Sitoh will be allowed to be the Potong ice-cream man in Parliament. Haha.. That'll be more funny.
I hope I don't get sued.

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