Are you on slimming pills?!

"Are you on slimming pills?".. Yes, that was the question that my mom threw me 2 days ago while sis was laughing at my last post about "the disgruntled citizen". Diao.. I am on slimming pills?!?! I bet my mom is jealous. Haha. My sis agrees with me too. Hehe..

I mean.. Wa LAO! Why would I go on slimming pills?! Firstly, I dun have the money to take these wonder pills! (I'm saving for 30-40yrs later when I need the wonder pill that comes in light blue colour.... ROIGHT.) Secondly, I'm firm beliver of working out to cut weight, or at the very least, go on a hunger strike.. No sufferings, no gain. And to go on slimming pills, you are screwing up ur body's metabolism and every other natural process; it won't be easy to cut taking after you have started. I'm smarter than that, dear mom..

Another reason she insist I'm on "pills" is cos she saw the toilet bowl the other day after I piss and was "in horror" why my piss was so dark. (Ok, not that I forgot to flush, but she had 2 pails of water outside and insisted I dun flush, and let her use the pails of water to flush.) Dear mom, there's 2 reasons I can offer for that "horrifying appearance" of my piss. Firstly, it was right after I woke up, and I dun wake up in the middle of the night to piss, so it's a good 8-9hrs of product by my kidney and bladder. Secondly, and I think most importantly, I don't drink alot of water on a normal day. Yeah, my often dry lips is one of the best testimonial; if not, there's a reason why Qi bought me the 1 litre gigantic water bottle last year. Haha.. Alternatively, give her a call and she can testify under Oath that I indeed take much less water as recommended by doctors. Haha..

And last but not least, *cries*.. I won't be working out so faithfully if I'm on slimming pills!! Wa lao.. I think my mom thinks I go jogging for fun in the middle of the night, rather than sit in front of the TV munching away on chips. -.-" Heh.. Jealous moms can come up with the craziest ideas in the world. Haha.. And my mom is forever complaining she is getting fatter and fatter. -.-" It's high time you do get a kg or two heavier, Mom.. You're middle-aged already, if you don't gain some weight, I should be the one worrying.

P/S: This post was in no means written sacarstically. The "dear mom"s and what nots are just meant to make the post more affectionate. Lol..