Dickhead

This entry is dedicated, to curse and swear the head off the dickhead who is so very much a dickhead and a pussy too, by the way.

To make a long story short. Well, last month when I go Malaysia, was at the BKE flyover linking to the Customs. When I sway sway kiss a car in front of me. Not even an affectionate kiss. Like dry skin of the lip touching the dry skin of the other. Yah.. At most left a few scratches on his car, at the very most, that is.. If not, probably even no damage.

Well, at that moment. That guy (now still a guy) got off his car took a look at his car and me, din ask me to come down cos he was probably happy that no damage was done. And off we went on our trip respectively. Case closed. And so I thought.

Last week, my dad got a call from our insurer and said got a claim filed against us. And it was that pussy driver of a Subaru, who can't drive for nuts I swear. Cos he keep getting cut by people on a congested road. Bway gan, seriously bway gan.. Anyway, a claim was filed. So I thought, ok I scratched his bumper. Claim fair and square. But today, my dad found out that that Subaru dickhead has changed his bumper, against the advice of the insurers, with his freaking Subaru agent. Cost 900+?!?! WTF.. Pay him $900+ for a few scratches?! KNN.. Anyway, our insurers assessed and willing to pay him only $600. Like wtf.. NBCB.. Gargh..

He took advantage of the situation. Changed a new bumper. I got nothing more to say. But may I grant u some New Yr wishes. I hope 2 of ur tyres get punctured simultaneously, leaving u freaking stranded on a busy PIE on a busy weekday evening inhale as much CO as u can to help clean up the air. And probably there was a freaking monsoon downpour that refuses to go away and lightning at the same time that you will be fearing for your dicky head that you dare not get out of the car cos you are a pussy.. Better still, your gf who is beside you in the car decides that you are too much of a pussy and gets out of the car and hails a taxi and never contact you again! Whoo.. And oh, may I add that your bumper drop off.

Disclaimer: The above entry is purely written out of anger. And the author may not mean what he said. Any coincidental happenings in the future is pure, coincidence and probably luck. The author will make sure he bet big on 4D thereafter.